"But I do hear my mother, as plainly as I hear you now."  - Charity Whelan

"The Whelan case...why you wanna go diggin' around in ancient history" - Travis Tabor

Charity Whelan takes a late night bloody stroll.

"Hello papa, still feedin' the pigeons in San Quinton?'" - Diedra Wallace

"There was nothin' kinky goin' on. I don't get down like that." - Alva Havers

"Built like Wonder Woman with a  voice like sugar-coated grits." - Sgt. Martinez

"I'll tell the whole town about you, so help me God I will!" - Dottie Whelan

Sheriff Tabor (Fernando R. Zicari ) and Charity Whelan (Victoria Fox)

"Well hello Madame Butterfly." - Sgt. Dev Wicks

"Pardon my embarrassment, gettin' my ass kicked by a midget cop" - Kurt Rousy

"Any girl who can work a pole and mix a martini is welcome here." - Mavis Whelan

"My, my, fightin' crime is a dirty business" - Deputy Dev Wicks

"I draw the line at a home cooked meal and sex....I hate cooking ." - Lt. Roberta Bassett

"My family. Aren't they lovely?" - Norm Felder of the Alacaster Pipe & Valve Co.

"But your my son, Vince." - Travis Tabor

"Being Vince Tabor's son allowed me certain privileges and I abused them all." - Vince Tabor